This is for Yesterday LXVI - Teaching Relativity and Mass in the Gym

1. Object appears smaller when placed next to larger objects.

2. Object appears smaller when viewed from afar, even after proportional adjustments.

3. Object appears larger without sight/astigmatism correction.

4. Object appears desirable when out of reach (physically and mentally).

5. Force doesn't always equal mass times acceleration. (And if you are still wondering, I'm not talking about physics in the entire post.)

6. Weight is actually invertedly proportional to mass times degree(s) of gravitation.

Ahaha, my nerd side is being funny.

Oh, and I officially added another client to my counseling list. Welcome aboard the cum chum guzzler (that's from Spongebob, by the way).